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Orcmoemoron (orange | 48 APM | 1185 actions | 24:55)
Hero icon 6 Shadow Hunter
Ability icon 3 Serpent Ward
Ability icon 2 Hex
Ability icon 1 Big Bad Voodoo

» actions
Assign group hotkey23
Basic commands60
Build / train54
Enter build submenu26
Enter hero's abilities submenu6
Give item / drop item2
Remove unit from queue2
Right click520
Select / deselect275
Select group hotkey127
Use ability90
1185 total
» units
Peon9
Grunt3
Troll Witch Doctor6
Goblin Shredder1
Goblin Zeppelin1
Troll Batrider4
Troll Headhunter/Berserker3
Shaman2
29 total
» upgrades
Armor1
Shaman Training1
Witch Doctor Training2
Reinforced Defenses1
Berserker Upgrade1
6 total
» buildings
Altar of Storms1
Orc Burrow5
Barracks3
War Mill1
Stronghold1
Voodoo Lounge1
Fortress1
Spirit Lodge2
Great Hall2
Beastiary1
Watch Tower7
25 total
» build order
00:06 Altar of Storms
00:24 Orc Burrow
01:52 Barracks
02:14 War Mill
02:17 Stronghold
02:27 Orc Burrow
03:29 Voodoo Lounge
04:05 Orc Burrow
04:44 Fortress
04:58 Spirit Lodge
06:42 Spirit Lodge
08:20 Orc Burrow
09:08 Great Hall
09:38 Beastiary
09:52 Watch Tower
09:55 Watch Tower
12:04 Great Hall
13:10 Barracks
13:12 Barracks
14:31 Orc Burrow
17:33 Watch Tower
17:35 Watch Tower
17:38 Watch Tower
18:04 Watch Tower
18:07 Watch Tower
» items
Healing Salve2
Lesser Clarity Potion2
Scroll of Speed2
Scroll of Town Portal1
7 total
HumanSplatt (teal | 32 APM | 521 actions | 16:03)
Hero icon 4 Archmage
Ability icon 2 Summon Water Elemental
Ability icon 2 Brilliance Aura

» actions
Build / train47
Enter build submenu20
Enter hero's abilities submenu4
Give item / drop item2
Right click127
Select / deselect288
Use ability33
521 total
» units
Peasant14
Footman2
Rifleman10
Siege Engine3
29 total
» upgrades
Gunpowder2
Plating1
Lumber Harvesting1
Armor1
Long Rifles1
Masonry1
Barrage1
8 total
» buildings
Altar of Kings1
Barracks1
Farm9
Lumber Mill1
Blacksmith1
Scout Tower1
Guard Tower1
Keep1
Arcane Vault1
Castle1
Workshop1
Town Hall1
20 total
» build order
00:05 Altar of Kings
00:23 Barracks
00:38 Farm
01:00 Farm
01:37 Lumber Mill
01:54 Farm
02:23 Blacksmith
03:23 Scout Tower
03:55 Guard Tower
04:09 Farm
04:59 Keep
05:13 Arcane Vault
06:35 Farm
07:51 Farm
07:53 Castle
08:33 Workshop
12:25 Farm
12:50 Farm
13:33 Farm
14:26 Town Hall
» items
Scroll of Town Portal2
2 total
HumanMhmhmhmhmhmhmhm (red | 91 APM | 4055 actions | 44:36)
Hero icon 8 Blood Mage
Ability icon 3 Flame Strike
Ability icon 3 Siphon Mana
Ability icon 1 Summon Phoenix
Ability icon 1 Banish

» actions
Assign group hotkey66
Basic commands66
Build / train224
ESC pressed13
Enter build submenu63
Enter hero's abilities submenu8
Give item / drop item1
Right click1478
Select / deselect531
Select group hotkey1298
Use ability307
4055 total
» units
Peasant13
Footman10
Goblin Shredder4
Sorceress2
Goblin Zeppelin9
Goblin Sapper12
Dragonhawk Rider6
Priest2
58 total
» upgrades
Masonry3
Defend1
Swords3
Sorceress Training2
Magic Sentry1
Lumber Harvesting2
Armor3
Animal War Training1
Storm Hammers1
Cloud1
Priest Training2
Spiked Barricades1
Plating2
Gunpowder2
25 total
» buildings
Altar of Kings1
Barracks1
Farm11
Arcane Vault1
Town Hall5
Scout Tower25
Lumber Mill1
Keep6
Arcane Tower5
Blacksmith1
Guard Tower63
Castle4
Arcane Sanctum1
Gryphon Aviary4
129 total
» build order
00:08 Altar of Kings
00:11 Barracks
00:21 Farm
01:08 Farm
01:50 Farm
02:47 Farm
03:16 Arcane Vault
04:10 Town Hall
05:25 Scout Tower
05:31 Lumber Mill
05:44 Farm
06:56 Keep
06:56 Keep
06:57 Arcane Tower
07:14 Blacksmith
08:16 Scout Tower
08:19 Scout Tower
08:21 Scout Tower
08:25 Scout Tower
08:28 Scout Tower
08:30 Scout Tower
08:34 Scout Tower
08:44 Guard Tower
08:44 Guard Tower
08:44 Guard Tower
08:45 Guard Tower
08:47 Arcane Tower
08:47 Arcane Tower
08:51 Guard Tower
08:54 Guard Tower
08:54 Guard Tower
08:54 Guard Tower
09:00 Guard Tower
09:00 Guard Tower
09:01 Guard Tower
09:18 Castle
09:19 Castle
09:22 Arcane Sanctum
09:57 Keep
09:58 Keep
10:35 Scout Tower
10:37 Scout Tower
10:40 Scout Tower
10:41 Scout Tower
10:49 Scout Tower
11:12 Guard Tower
11:12 Guard Tower
11:13 Guard Tower
11:13 Guard Tower
11:14 Guard Tower
11:14 Guard Tower
11:14 Guard Tower
11:14 Guard Tower
11:15 Guard Tower
11:15 Guard Tower
11:18 Guard Tower
11:20 Scout Tower
11:23 Scout Tower
12:17 Guard Tower
12:17 Guard Tower
12:17 Guard Tower
13:16 Gryphon Aviary
13:19 Gryphon Aviary
13:21 Gryphon Aviary
13:23 Gryphon Aviary
13:48 Scout Tower
13:51 Scout Tower
13:57 Scout Tower
14:00 Scout Tower
14:29 Guard Tower
14:29 Guard Tower
15:13 Guard Tower
15:13 Guard Tower
15:50 Guard Tower
15:50 Guard Tower
16:47 Scout Tower
16:48 Scout Tower
16:48 Scout Tower
16:49 Scout Tower
16:50 Scout Tower
16:51 Scout Tower
17:28 Guard Tower
17:28 Guard Tower
17:29 Guard Tower
17:30 Guard Tower
17:30 Guard Tower
17:30 Guard Tower
17:30 Guard Tower
17:54 Guard Tower
17:54 Guard Tower
18:02 Guard Tower
18:08 Farm
18:09 Farm
18:10 Farm
20:04 Farm
20:06 Farm
20:07 Farm
22:51 Town Hall
37:49 Town Hall
40:37 Town Hall
42:19 Town Hall
» items
Scroll of Regeneration6
Lesser Clarity Potion3
Mechanical Critter3
Scroll of Town Portal3
Orb of Lightning1
Scroll of Speed1
Potion of Healing4
Potion of Mana2
Orb of Fire1
Staff of Sanctuary1
25 total
Orcthanos87 (yellow | 40 APM | 733 actions | 18:13)
Hero icon 3 Shadow Hunter
Ability icon 2 Serpent Ward
Ability icon 1 Healing Wave

» actions
Basic commands11
Build / train52
ESC pressed4
Enter build submenu26
Enter hero's abilities submenu3
Right click240
Select / deselect362
Use ability34
733 total
» units
Peon9
Grunt4
Goblin Shredder4
Shaman8
Tauren6
31 total
» upgrades
Melee Weapons3
Armor3
Spiked Barricades2
Berserker Strength1
Shaman Training2
Pulverize1
Reinforced Defenses1
13 total
» buildings
Orc Burrow6
Altar of Storms1
Barracks1
War Mill1
Stronghold1
Watch Tower7
Fortress1
Spirit Lodge2
Great Hall1
Tauren Totem2
Voodoo Lounge1
24 total
» build order
00:06 Orc Burrow
00:09 Altar of Storms
00:46 Barracks
01:28 Orc Burrow
02:32 War Mill
02:57 Orc Burrow
03:42 Stronghold
04:23 Orc Burrow
05:52 Watch Tower
06:23 Fortress
06:34 Spirit Lodge
07:27 Great Hall
08:46 Tauren Totem
08:55 Tauren Totem
09:02 Spirit Lodge
09:09 Watch Tower
11:20 Orc Burrow
11:45 Watch Tower
12:18 Voodoo Lounge
12:24 Orc Burrow
13:04 Watch Tower
14:12 Watch Tower
14:19 Watch Tower
15:16 Watch Tower
team 2
NightElfnavy_guy140 (purple | 31 APM | 1376 actions | 44:36)
Hero icon 6 Demon Hunter
Ability icon 3 Immolation
Ability icon 2 Mana Burn
Ability icon 1 Metamorphosis
Hero icon 4 Keeper of the Grove
Ability icon 2 Entangling Roots
Ability icon 2 Force of Nature

» actions
Basic commands5
Build / train82
Enter build submenu24
Enter hero's abilities submenu10
Give item / drop item1
Remove unit from queue2
Right click754
Select / deselect408
Use ability90
1376 total
» units
Wisp22
Archer9
Huntress3
Druid of the Talon11
Faerie Dragon2
Druid of the Claw10
Chimaera2
59 total
» upgrades
Druid of the Claw Training2
Reinforced Hides1
Strength of the Wild3
Corrosive Breath1
7 total
» buildings
Altar of Elders1
Moon Well6
Ancient of War1
Tree of Ages1
Ancient of Wonders1
Hunter's Hall1
Ancient of Lore3
Ancient of Wind2
Tree of Eternity1
Chimaera Roost1
Tree of Life3
21 total
» build order
00:21 Altar of Elders
00:36 Moon Well
00:53 Ancient of War
01:48 Moon Well
02:11 Moon Well
02:14 Moon Well
03:38 Tree of Ages
04:22 Ancient of Wonders
05:21 Hunter's Hall
05:44 Moon Well
05:46 Moon Well
06:55 Ancient of Lore
06:56 Ancient of Wind
08:02 Ancient of Lore
08:05 Ancient of Wind
08:07 Tree of Eternity
11:19 Ancient of Lore
13:17 Chimaera Roost
13:55 Tree of Life
24:27 Tree of Life
27:36 Tree of Life
NightElfdavidlau66 (pink | 121 APM | 3549 actions | 29:15)
Hero icon 8 Keeper of the Grove
Ability icon 3 Force of Nature
Ability icon 3 Entangling Roots
Ability icon 1 Thorns Aura
Ability icon 1 Tranquility

» actions
Assign group hotkey25
Basic commands10
Build / train70
Enter build submenu32
Enter hero's abilities submenu10
Right click1791
Select / deselect313
Select group hotkey1243
Use ability55
3549 total
» units
Wisp31
Archer3
Chimaera12
Hippogryph5
51 total
» upgrades
Strength of the Wild3
Reinforced Hides1
Corrosive Breath1
5 total
» buildings
Moon Well11
Hunter's Hall1
Altar of Elders1
Ancient Protector3
Ancient of War1
Ancient of Wonders1
Tree of Ages3
Tree of Life2
Tree of Eternity1
Ancient of Wind4
Chimaera Roost4
32 total
» build order
00:18 Moon Well
00:34 Hunter's Hall
01:13 Altar of Elders
01:53 Ancient Protector
02:18 Ancient of War
02:27 Moon Well
02:49 Ancient Protector
03:03 Ancient of Wonders
03:29 Ancient Protector
03:58 Moon Well
05:14 Tree of Ages
05:14 Tree of Ages
05:37 Tree of Life
07:05 Moon Well
07:38 Tree of Eternity
08:23 Ancient of Wind
08:33 Ancient of Wind
08:41 Ancient of Wind
08:50 Ancient of Wind
09:17 Moon Well
09:23 Moon Well
10:00 Chimaera Roost
10:03 Chimaera Roost
10:27 Chimaera Roost
10:46 Chimaera Roost
10:56 Moon Well
10:58 Moon Well
16:49 Moon Well
16:51 Moon Well
17:48 Moon Well
23:38 Tree of Life
OrcAllSeeingEye (blue | 42 APM | 1874 actions | 44:36)
Hero icon 7 Blademaster
Ability icon 3 Wind Walk
Ability icon 3 Critical Strike
Ability icon 1 Bladestorm

» actions
Assign group hotkey70
Basic commands252
Build / train67
Enter build submenu47
Enter hero's abilities submenu7
Give item / drop item3
Remove unit from queue1
Right click656
Select / deselect373
Select group hotkey216
Use ability182
1874 total
» units
Peon9
Grunt6
Goblin Shredder5
Wind Rider12
Goblin Sapper1
33 total
» upgrades
Ranged Weapons3
Armor3
Ensnare1
Pillage1
Reinforced Defenses1
Envenomed Spears1
Troll Regeneration1
Burning Oil1
12 total
» buildings
Orc Burrow10
Altar of Storms1
Barracks1
Voodoo Lounge1
Stronghold1
Beastiary6
Great Hall3
War Mill1
Fortress1
Watch Tower31
56 total
» build order
00:12 Orc Burrow
01:00 Altar of Storms
01:02 Barracks
01:13 Orc Burrow
01:21 Orc Burrow
01:51 Voodoo Lounge
02:50 Stronghold
03:36 Orc Burrow
05:15 Beastiary
05:19 Beastiary
06:10 Great Hall
06:55 War Mill
06:58 Orc Burrow
11:21 Beastiary
11:22 Beastiary
11:56 Fortress
11:59 Watch Tower
12:00 Watch Tower
12:00 Watch Tower
12:01 Watch Tower
12:02 Watch Tower
12:08 Watch Tower
12:09 Watch Tower
12:11 Watch Tower
13:56 Watch Tower
13:58 Watch Tower
14:00 Watch Tower
14:04 Watch Tower
14:07 Watch Tower
16:23 Great Hall
18:02 Watch Tower
18:02 Watch Tower
18:04 Watch Tower
18:06 Watch Tower
18:06 Watch Tower
18:07 Watch Tower
18:07 Watch Tower
18:07 Watch Tower
18:08 Watch Tower
18:09 Watch Tower
18:10 Watch Tower
18:55 Orc Burrow
18:58 Orc Burrow
18:59 Orc Burrow
19:00 Orc Burrow
19:01 Orc Burrow
19:53 Beastiary
19:56 Beastiary
24:28 Watch Tower
24:57 Watch Tower
24:57 Watch Tower
24:58 Watch Tower
24:59 Watch Tower
24:59 Watch Tower
25:00 Watch Tower
33:36 Great Hall
» items
Healing Salve4
Lesser Clarity Potion1
Scroll of Town Portal4
Potion of Healing1
Orb of Lightning1
11 total
Orcwhalesaregreat (green | 31 APM | 1392 actions | 44:36)
Hero icon 5 Shadow Hunter
Ability icon 2 Serpent Ward
Ability icon 3 Healing Wave

» actions
Assign group hotkey4
Basic commands1
Build / train71
Enter build submenu29
Enter hero's abilities submenu5
Remove unit from queue2
Right click670
Select / deselect515
Select group hotkey12
Use ability83
1392 total
» units
Peon25
Troll Headhunter/Berserker6
Troll Batrider18
Wisp2
51 total
» upgrades
Armor1
Ranged Weapons2
Liquid Fire1
4 total
» buildings
Altar of Storms1
Orc Burrow5
War Mill1
Barracks1
Voodoo Lounge1
Stronghold2
Beastiary3
Fortress1
Great Hall2
Watch Tower9
26 total
» build order
00:06 Altar of Storms
00:10 Orc Burrow
01:17 War Mill
01:25 Orc Burrow
01:31 Barracks
01:55 Voodoo Lounge
03:19 Stronghold
05:39 Orc Burrow
05:43 Beastiary
05:45 Beastiary
05:47 Fortress
06:49 Great Hall
08:11 Orc Burrow
10:53 Watch Tower
10:58 Beastiary
11:31 Watch Tower
11:34 Watch Tower
12:41 Watch Tower
13:23 Watch Tower
14:49 Watch Tower
16:22 Watch Tower
18:58 Watch Tower
19:02 Watch Tower
24:32 Great Hall
28:50 Stronghold
28:58 Orc Burrow
» items
Lesser Clarity Potion2
Healing Salve1
Scroll of Town Portal2
5 total

Chat log

(00:04 / All) AllSeeingEye: hey
(00:07 / All) AllSeeingEye: aren't whales great?
(00:19 / All) moemoron: biggest thing ever on earth, yes
(00:23 / All) whalesaregreat: durr
(00:26 / All) Splatt: no
(00:27 / Allies) navy_guy140: rush a fast as possible
(00:33 / All) moemoron: yes
(00:36 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: I'm not going to rush
(00:41 / All) Splatt: no?
(00:44 / Allies) navy_guy140: w.e
(00:49 / Allies) navy_guy140: fuck up the plan
(00:51 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: You're a premature ejaculator
(00:56 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: I like to make love to this gamea
(01:23 / Allies) navy_guy140: should a pack a fat lip and get ready for a long one?

(02:38 / All) AllSeeingEye: Charlie never killed anybody
(02:59 / All) AllSeeingEye: What's he in jail for? WitchcrafT?

(04:13 / Allies) whalesaregreat: rush or no

(10:05 / Allies) davidlau66: lumber pzl
(10:08 / Allies) davidlau66: i need lumber poz
(10:48 / Allies) davidlau66: ty
(11:31 / Allies) davidlau66: lumber plz
(11:35 / Allies) davidlau66: i need lumber pz
(11:42 / Allies) davidlau66: try
(11:43 / Allies) davidlau66: ty

(13:34 / Allies) davidlau66: i ahve no aa
(13:38 / Allies) davidlau66: i have no aaa

(15:12 / Allies) davidlau66: kill base
(15:14 / Allies) davidlau66: fast
(15:29 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: tank
(15:32 / All) Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhm: Tanks counter bats but chims counter tanks so I'm kind of fucked, not sure what to make
(16:20 / Allies) davidlau66: red u suck
(16:28 / Allies) davidlau66: go home eat shit

(18:05 / Allies) navy_guy140: weak
(19:03 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: lumber
(19:27 / All) moemoron: lol u tp, wuss
(19:59 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: lubmer guiys
(20:01 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: lumber
(20:02 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: lumber
(20:43 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: green you are a faggot
(20:53 / Allies) whalesaregreat: y?
(20:55 / All) AllSeeingEye: green is a faggot
(21:06 / All) AllSeeingEye: Whales aren't great
(21:10 / All) AllSeeingEye: jellyfish are way better

(22:11 / All) Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhm: oh I have no gold wtf this never happens in stabs
(22:28 / Allies) whalesaregreat: blue wtf?
(22:32 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: Fuck you
(22:36 / All) AllSeeingEye: KING JELLYFISH!
(22:38 / All) AllSeeingEye: KING JELLYFISH!
(23:16 / Allies) navy_guy140: really guys...
(23:25 / Allies) navy_guy140: were about to win and u wanna fight each other
(23:35 / Allies) whalesaregreat: i didnt do shit\
(23:40 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: Tell him that jellyfish are best
(23:44 / Allies) whalesaregreat: ]
(23:49 / Allies) whalesaregreat: jellyfish are best
(24:27 / All) moemoron: good god this sucks
(24:32 / All) moemoron: wtf u tp for?

(26:14 / Allies) navy_guy140: wtf
(26:16 / Allies) navy_guy140: really?
(26:18 / Allies) navy_guy140: w
(26:25 / Allies) whalesaregreat: get ur units out and go for red
(26:39 / Allies) navy_guy140: why the fuck are u attackin me
(26:52 / All) AllSeeingEye: Fuck you bitch
(26:53 / All) AllSeeingEye: ARMY
(26:56 / Allies) navy_guy140: really?
(27:07 / Allies) navy_guy140: thats the reason/
(27:10 / All) AllSeeingEye: Fuck you sailor
(27:11 / Allies) whalesaregreat: marines are where its at
(27:11 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: |
(27:13 / Allies) whalesaregreat: he's just upset
(27:23 / All) AllSeeingEye: on a ship for 2 years buddy you must'a sucked a lot of dick
(27:39 / Allies) whalesaregreat: lol you were on a boat
(27:42 / Allies) whalesaregreat: youre a sailor?
(27:56 / Allies) navy_guy140: were this close to winning and u wanna tk?
(28:09 / Allies) whalesaregreat: mine
(28:11 / All) AllSeeingEye: OH SAILOR

(29:19 / All) navy_guy140: my teammates wanna kill each other at a time like this
(29:28 / All) Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhm: We played purple before I think
(29:55 / Allies) navy_guy140: gj blue now can u kill red
(30:03 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: I still have fags on my team
(30:16 / Allies) navy_guy140: yup i love guys
(30:21 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: Sailor and a faggot that doesn't recognize the AWE INSPIRING PWER of the jellyfish
(30:21 / Allies) navy_guy140: dick it all i love
(30:27 / All) Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhm: Micro them wisps
(30:34 / Allies) navy_guy140: fine jelly fish are the fuckin shit
(30:58 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: It has to come from green's fingertips
(31:07 / Allies) whalesaregreat: jellyfish are the best
(31:10 / Allies) whalesaregreat: better than whales
(31:13 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: say it in all
(31:17 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: say it with conviction
(31:25 / All) whalesaregreat: jellyfish are the best sea creatures
(31:43 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: wax poetically about the jellyfish
(31:54 / Allies) navy_guy140: ur fuckin retarte
(32:53 / Allies) navy_guy140: alright u killed green
(32:59 / Allies) navy_guy140: can we play forreal now?

(34:02 / Allies) navy_guy140: blue do u plan on winning any time soon?
(34:24 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: I shan't tell you my secret thoughts
(34:28 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: ... they're secret
(34:39 / Allies) navy_guy140: ur fuckin retarted.... u dont sound cool
(34:49 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: What makes you such a negative nancy?
(35:02 / Allies) navy_guy140: i think ur a lil kid that has profblem at school making friends
(35:11 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: What makes you say that
(35:19 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: I have plenty of friends
(35:24 / Allies) navy_guy140: i bet
(35:28 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: They're all imaginary except for Bob the Janitor
(35:36 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: He's 82 and blind in both eyes
(35:47 / Allies) navy_guy140: congrats
(35:48 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: He was a potato peeler during WWII
(36:07 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: Would you like to hear some of his war stories?
(36:14 / Allies) navy_guy140: sure why not
(36:19 / Allies) navy_guy140: i got time
(36:31 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: Well one he was stationed along the Seine
(36:59 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: And the Germans came charging in the into his camp, and this one happened to be owned by the Duke of Swing
(37:01 / Allies) navy_guy140: still gotta kill my base
(37:03 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: That's what he called himself
(37:16 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: The Duke of Swing was a potato peeler too
(37:19 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: but his brother was an officer
(37:24 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: Anyawy
(37:27 / Allies) navy_guy140: i can see why we won the way
(37:31 / Allies) navy_guy140: war*
(37:43 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: The Duke of Swing walked right out to the Germans with no firearm of any kind
(37:51 / Allies) navy_guy140: brave man
(37:57 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: And he challenged them to a dance off
(38:13 / Allies) navy_guy140: yea m granda was there
(38:26 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: The Germans laughed at first, but not ol' Rommel
(38:31 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: That was who was commanding the troop
(38:52 / Allies) navy_guy140: why u gunna let red kill me
(38:55 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: He got a real serious look in his eye and he asked, "Who's gonna be your dance partner, Yankee?"
(39:05 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: Guess who his dance partner was?
(39:09 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: That's right
(39:12 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: It was my friend Bob
(39:13 / Allies) navy_guy140: chesty?
(39:15 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: The janitor
(39:25 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: They danced their feet off almost
(39:25 / Allies) navy_guy140: another brave soul
(39:28 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: Impressed everyone
(39:37 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: Almost ended the war right there the way ol' Bob tells it
(40:13 / All) navy_guy140: red u should hear this amazing story
(40:21 / All) Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhm: I know it already
(40:33 / All) navy_guy140: so are u guys friends or something
(40:38 / All) Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhm: Yes
(40:41 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: He's one of my imaginary friends
(40:44 / All) navy_guy140: so
(40:49 / All) navy_guy140: whos going to win this?
(40:57 / Allies) AllSeeingEye: Not you, that's for sure
(40:57 / All) Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhm: Me
(41:02 / All) navy_guy140: Clearly
(41:07 / All) Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhm: We've played you before
(41:13 / All) Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhm: Your name is familiar
(41:20 / All) navy_guy140: i do play alot
(41:38 / All) AllSeeingEye: He's in the Navy, he had sex with President Obama when he visited the sailors
(41:53 / All) Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhm: Apparently Obama is trying to ban assault weapons
(41:58 / All) navy_guy140: yea
(41:59 / All) AllSeeingEye: He told him about how his grandparents died then Obama wept, not feigned sorrow at all
(42:08 / All) Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhm: I'm not American but that's silly
(42:11 / All) Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhm: should keep assault weapons
(42:22 / All) navy_guy140: welp that merca for ya

(43:37 / All) AllSeeingEye: Did you cry when you heard about the shooting, sailor?
(43:44 / All) AllSeeingEye: I wept plenty of crocodile tears
(43:50 / All) navy_guy140: i dont cry
(44:00 / All) Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhm: What if your boat was sinking?
(44:02 / All) AllSeeingEye: You clearly don't understand the art of dissimulation
(44:06 / All) navy_guy140: that would suck
(44:07 / All) Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhm: Wouldn't you fear for your life sailor?
(44:11 / All) Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhm: And shed a tear?
(44:14 / All) navy_guy140: no